I clearly needed a distraction, since I coded up this script that does a lot of clever things (including access Yahoo! TV guide and link it to my calendar) to produce lists of episodes and summaries for TV shows I've seen. The list generally only includes shows I've seen (either listed in Yahoo! or in front of the TV since I started a calendar which is around 1998. ? means that the episode number wasn't recorded, and ENKNF means that the program was unable to parse for the episode number. Look at my listing of what TV shows I like to find out which ones of these I religiously watch.
24 - Angel - Brimstone - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Code Name: Eternity - Dark Angel - Dead Like Me - Fantasy Island - Farscape - Firefly - Friday the 13th - Futurama - Haunted - Heroes - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - House M.D. - Kid Notorious - King of the Hill - Lexx - Lost - Malcolm in the Middle - Masters of Horror - Millenium - Night Visions - Poltergeist: The Legacy - Psi Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal - Quantum Leap - Ray Bradbury Theater - Sleeper Cell - South Park - Star Trek - Star Trek: The Next Generation - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Star Trek: Voyager - Star Trek: Enterprise - Strange World - Tales From the Crypt - That 70s Show - The 4400 - The Cosby Show - The Crow: Stairway to Heaven - The Dead Zone - The Family Guy - The Lone Gunmen - The Outer Limits - The Pretender - The Simpsons - The Twilight Zone - The X Files - Total Recall 2070 - Tracker
524 Day 5: 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Jack is captured by the Chinese. 523 Day 5: 5:00AM - 6:00AM - Jack goes after the masterminds. 522 Day 5: 4:00AM - 5:00AM - Jack stops the terrorists yet again. 521 Day 5: 3:00AM - 4:00AM - The terrorists find another way to target America. 520 Day 5: 2:00AM - 3:00AM - One of the bosses gets a reprieve. 519 Day 5: 1:00AM - 2:00AM - From Archie comics: The big boss has a big big boss who has a big big boss who has a big big big boss... (you have the idea).. 518 Day 5: 12:00AM - 1:00AM - The plot gets even more unbelievable and more complicated. 517 Day 5: 11:00PM - 12:00AM - Jack tries to get a hold of the tape that will prove his innocence. 516 Day 5: 10:00PM - 11:00PM - The day's events are tracked to the highest levels. 515 Day 5: 9:00PM - 10:00PM - The terrorists get ready to make their final attack as Audrey Raines is shown to be innocent. 514 Day 5: 8:00PM - 9:00PM - Audrey Raines is implicated in the nerve gas plot. 513 Day 5: 7:00PM - 8:00PM - Lynn saves the remaining survivors of the attack on CTU. 512 Day 5: 6:00PM - 7:00PM - CTU itself is targeted by the terrorists as the President contemplates martial law. 511 Day 5: 5:00PM - 6:00PM - A hospital is targeted by the terrorists. 510 Day 5: 4:00PM - 5:00PM - CTU deals with a bunch of political BS while dealing with the Suvarov crisis. 509 Day 5: 3:00PM - 4:00PM - The terrorist demand to kill Suvarovs. 508 Day 5: 2:00PM - 3:00PM - The terrorists release the nerve gas in a mall. 507 Day 5: 1:00PM - 2:00PM - The nerve gas used to secure America becomes a weapon against it. 506 Day 5: 12:00PM - 1:00PM - Bauer exposes Cummings. 505 Day 5: 11:00AM - 12:00PM - Bauer is taken into custody at CTU where is supposed to be assassinated. 504 Day 5: 10:00AM - 11:00AM - Jack gets captured by the terrorists. 503 Day 5: 9:00AM - 10:00AM - Jack goes head to head with the terrorists holding Ontario Airport hostage. 502 Day 5: 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Jack is framed for the murder of David Palmer, but receives help from Chloe and Wayne Palmer. 501 Day 5: 7:00AM - 8:00AM - David Palmer is assassinated; Jack returns to LA and kills his killer. 424 Day 4: 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Marwan dies; the missile is destroyed; Jack is allegedly killed before being handed over to the Chinese. 423 Day 4: 5:00AM - 6:00AM - Tony is rescued by Jack. 422 Day 4: 4:00AM - 5:00AM - Tony is taken hostage. 421 Day 4: 3:00AM - 4:00AM - Jack finds Marwan again who unleashes a missile. 420 Day 4: 2:00AM - 3:00AM - Jack breaks into the Chinese consulate. 419 Day 4: 1:00AM - 2:00AM - Palmer is called in to help. 418 Day 4: 12:00AM - 1:00AM - A nuclear warhead goes missing. 417 Day 4: 11:00PM - 12:00AM - Vice President Logan takes over as President. 416 Day 4: 10:00PM - 11:00PM - Air Force One is show down by a stealth bomber. 415 Day 4: 9:00PM - 10:00PM - Jack is traded for Behrooz. 414 Day 4: 8:00PM - 9:00PM - Jack goes undercover with Dina. 413 Day 4: 7:00PM - 8:00PM - Jack starts a firefight with the McLennan-Forster mercenaries; Paul is shot. 412 Day 4: 6:00PM - 7:00PM - McLennan-Forster releases a EMP to prevent being incriminated. 411 Day 4: 5:00PM - 6:00PM - Jack gets close to Marwan; Edgar stops the override; Erin's daughter dies. 410 Day 4: 4:00PM - 5:00PM - Jack goes after Paul Raines, Marianne dies, and Curtis is captured. 409 Day 4: 3:00PM - 4:00PM - Jack finds Navi and his family. 408 Day 4: 2:00PM - 3:00PM - Another mole at the CTU is uncovered. 407 Day 4: 1:00PM - 2:00PM - Jack and Audrey reunite with Tony Almeida. 406 Day 4: 12:00PM - 1:00PM - Jack rescues heller; the terrorist plan to take over nuclear plants is uncovered. 405 Day 4: 11:00AM - 12:00PM - Jack's suspect kills himself; Jack nears the compound where Heller is being held. 404 Day 4: 10:00AM - 11:00AM - Jack holds up a convenience store to stall a terrorist. 403 Day 4: 9:00AM - 10:00AM - Chloe aids Jack in tracking down the terrorists. 402 Day 4: 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Heller's trial is announced on the web; Jack goes after the terrorists. 401 Day 4: 7:00AM - 8:00AM - Jack is out of CTU and seeing Heller's daughter; there's a terrorist attack on a train as well as a potential one on the Internet. 324 Day 3: 12:00PM - 1:00PM - Saunders faces the wrath of an angry victim. 323 Day 3: 11:00AM - 12:00AM - Jack threatens to expose Saunders' daughter to the virus to find the location of the missing vials. 322 Day 3: 10:00AM - 11:00AM - Keeler tries to get Palmer to withdraw with Sherry's help. 321 Day 3: 9:00AM - 10:00AM - Tony works to help Michelle escape and free Saunders' daughter. 320 Day 3: 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Jack uses Saunders' daughter to get to Saunders. 319 Day 3: 7:00AM - 8:00AM - Kim poses as Saunders' daughter. 318 Day 3: 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Michelle discovers that a hotel guest has escaped the quarantine. 317 Day 3: 5:00AM - 6:00AM - Saunders asks Jack to kill Chapelle. 316 Day 3: 4:00AM - 5:00AM - Michelle has to deal with panicky hotel guests and Sherry blackmails Palmer. 315 Day 3: 3:00AM - 4:00AM - Gael is too late to stop the virus and Jack kills Nina. 314 Day 3: 2:00AM - 3:00AM - Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers' location. 313 Day 3: 1:00AM - 2:00AM - Nina releases a worm into the CTU system. 312 Day 3: 12:00AM - 1:00AM - Amador cheats Nina. 311 Day 3: 11:00PM - 12:00AM - Hector finds out about his dead wife and Sherry helps David Palmer. 309 Day 3: 9:00PM - 10:00PM - Jack and Nina finally end up meeting again. 309 Day 3: 10:00PM - 11:00PM - Claudia dies after helping Chase escape. 308 Day 3: 8:00PM - 9:00PM - Jack tries to buy a live virus using the Salazars as decoys. 307 Day 3: 7:00PM - 8:00PM - Jack is allegedly working with Hector Salzar. 306 Day 3: 6:00PM - 7:00PM - Jack and Salazar end up in Mexico. 305 Day 3: 5:00PM - 6:00PM - Jack takes off with Salazar just as Ryan is captured. 304 Day 3: 4:00PM - 5:00PM - Jack takes his own initiative and breaks Salazar out of prison. 303 Day 3: 3:00PM - 4:00PM - CTU discovers the packet of coke Singer is carrying isn't really the virus. 302 Day 3: 2:00PM - 3:00PM - Jack goes after the bioterrorists who are using a young boy as a dupe to transport the virus across the border. 301 Day 3: 1:00PM - 2:00PM - Bioterrorists threaten to release a deadly contagion unless a notorious prisoner is freed. 224 Day 2: 7:00AM - 8:00AM - Jack proves to the government that they were manipulated into waging a war for oil. 223 Day 2: 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Jack tries to track down Peter Kingsley with the aid of Sherry but has an heart attack. 222 Day 2: 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Jack confronts Sherry in her role to bring down the Presidency. 221 Day 2: 4:00AM - 5:00AM - Palmer is stripped of his powers by his cabinet. 220 Day 2: 3:00AM - 4:00AM - Jack tortured to reveal the location of the audio chip that could prevent war, as Palmer's Vice-president plans to take over. 219 Day 2: 2:00AM - 3:00AM - Jack retrieves an audio chip that will save the country from going to war. 218 Day 2: 1:00AM - 2:00AM - Riots in Georgia target people from the middle east. 217 Day 2: 12:00AM - 1:00AM - Jack tries to stop Palmer from making a mistake. 216 Day 2: 11:00PM - 12:00AM - Syed Ali is assasinated. 215 Day 2: 10:00PM - 11:00PM - Jack manages to escape nuclear destruction, thanks to George Mason. 214 Day 2: 9:00PM - 10:00PM - The real bomb is found. 213 Day 2: 8:00PM - 9:00PM - Jack comes across a bomb, but it turns out to be a decoy. 212 Day 2: 7:00PM - 8:00PM - Jack finally breaks Syed Ali by threatening to kill his children. 211 Day 2: 6:00PM - 7:00PM - Jack tries to catch Syed Ali and Palmer resorts to torture tactics. 210 Day 2: 5:00PM - 6:00PM - Marie ends up being the terrorist. 209 Day 2: 4:00PM - 5:00PM - Jack is taken hostage by Nina who threatens to kill him. 208 Day 2: 3:00PM - 4:00PM - Nina kills Faheen after learning the location of the bomb. 207 Day 2: 2:00PM - 3:00PM - Jack tracks down the terrorist Nina aided and Reza and his to-be father-in-law are taken to CTU. 206 Day 2: 1:00PM - 2:00PM - Palmer's wife Sherry shows up. 205 Day 2: 12:00PM - 1:00PM - Jack confronts Nina. 204 Day 2: 11:00AM - 12:00PM - Jack finally tracks down Joseph Wald and realises Nina is also behind the nuclear attack in LA. 203 Day 2: 10:00AM - 11:00AM - The CTU is blown up. 202 Day 2: 9:00AM - 10:00AM - Jack tries to infiltrate a terrorist group. 201 Day 2: 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Palmer, now President, calls on Jack to stop another terrorist plot. 124 11:00PM - 12:00AM - In the final episode, Jack finishes off the Drazens, but has to deal with a painful loss. 123 10:00PM - 11:00PM - Jack finally uncovers the mole at CTU. 122 9:00PM - 10:00PM - Palmer convinces Mason to try to rescue Jack. 121 8:00PM - 9:00PM - Kim is kidnapped again and Jack is taken prisoner by the Drazens. 120 7:00PM - 8:00PM - Jack runs into Victor Drazen in a prison. 119 6:00PM - 7:00PM - Jack ends up coming across a secret prison while hunting clues for the terrorists. 118 5:00PM - 6:00PM - Jack imitates Alexis and Palmer prepares to go public with his personal situation. 117 4:00PM - 5:00PM - Jack enlists Palmer's aide to track Alexis Drazen, but she kills him. 116 3:00PM - 4:00PM - Teri loses her memory and Jack goes after the Drazens. 115 2:00PM - 3:00PM - Jack and Palmer finally meet and put the whole thing together. 114 1:00PM - 2:00PM - Jack is de-briefed and finally meets up with Palmer. 113 12:00PM - 1:00PM - Gaines is killed and Palmer realises that power comes with a price. 112 11:00AM - 12:00PM - Jack finally reunites with his family. 111 10:00AM - 11:00AM - Jack re-unites with "Alan York" and uncovers a Serbian/Bosnian connection to the plot to kill Palmer. 110 9:00AM - 10:00AM - Jack contacts his wife and tries to rescue her. 109 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Jack escapes from custody to go after his family. 108 7:00AM - 8:00AM - Jack is considered a threat to Palmer, and the assasination attempt is foiled. 107 6:00AM - 7:00AM - Jack pretends to kill Nina. 106 5:00AM - 6:00AM - Jack continues his search for Kim and David Palmer confronts his wife. 105 4:00AM - 5:00AM - Jack tracks his daughter and Palmer confronts his son. 104 3:00AM - 4:00AM - Jack's team faces a lockdown. 103 2:00AM - 3:00AM - Jack confronts his colleague, and Janet and Kimberly almost escape from their kidnappers. 102 1:00AM - 2:00AM - Jack and his partner are shot at and the bad FBI agent turns out to be Jack's partner. 101 12:00AM - 1:00AM - Jack Bauer and his team are on the trail of a person who wishes to assassinate a Presidential candidate who is black.
410 Awakening - Angel confronts his evil alter-ego, Angelus. 219 Belonging - Cordelia's visions are used to help kill a Drokken. 202 Are You Now or Have You Ever Been - Angel's past from 50 years ago returns to haunt him. 109 Hero - Angel and Doyle protect mixed-blood demons from an army of pure-bloods bent on eradicating them.
? - Zeke has to a kill a boy who was abused as a child.
722 Chosen - In the final episode, Buffy and her friends enter hellmouth to destroy the first once and for all. 706 Him - Dawn falls for a boy in her school. 705 Selfless - Anya becomes a vengeance demon again. 701 Lessons - The people killed at Springfield High continue to live on. 622 Grave - In the season finale, Willow tries to destroy the world to avenge Tara's death; Giles returns; Spike gets a soul. 621 Two to Go - In the season finale, Willow tries to destroy the world to avenge Tara's death; Giles returns; Spike gets a soul. 608 Tabula Rasa - Willow casts spells to make everyone forget who they are. 607 Once More, With Feeling - The Sunnydale gang break out in song in a lame episode. 604 Flooded - Giles takes Willow to task for bringing Buffy back and Buffy finds it hard to adjust being alive again. 603 After Life - A demon that returned along with Buffy seeks vengeance. 602 Bargaining - Buffy returns from the dead. 601 Bargaining - Buffy returns from the dead. 520 Spiral - Glory takes away Dawn from Buffy as they're on the run. 512 Checkpoint - Buffy holds the key that a god wants and the council of watchers want to test her. 507 Fool for Love - Spike details how he killed two slayers but can't kill Buffy because he loves her. 506 Family - Tara's family reveals that she's a demon. 505 No Place Like Home - Buffy discovers the truth about her sister being a key. 504 Out of My Mind - The Initiative's tests threaten Riley's life. 503 The Replacement - Zander is split in two. 502 Real Me - Buffy and her sister clash. 501 Buffy vs. Dracula - Buffy meets Dracula. 422 Restless - The first slayer's essence haunts the dreams of Buffy, Willow, and Giles, and Xander since their minds merged together to defeat Adam. 421 Primeval - Buffy finally defeats Adam's plan to create a race of demon/human hybrids. 419 New Moon Rising - Oz returns to Sunnydale to win back Willow but loses it when she finds out who she's with. 418 Where the Wild Things Are - Buffy and Riley unleash a powerful supernatural force. 416 Who Are You - Buffy and Faith trade places. 412 A New Man - Giles turns into a demon. 410 Hush - Everyone in Sunnydale lose their voice. 409 Something Blue - Spike and Buffy want to get married as Willow forces her will on people. 408 Pangs - Indian spirits arise on Thanksgiving to re-create wrongs done to their people. 407 The Initiative - Riley working in some lame undercover organisation hunting vampires (most notably Spike) falls for Buffy. 406 Wild At Heart - Oz finds a female werewolf, eventually kills her, and leaves Willow. 405 Beer Bad - Buffy and a bunch of others drink beer that turns them into proto-humans. 322 Graduation Day - Buffy cures Angel with her blood and defeats the Mayor of Sunnydale who "ascends" to become a fearsome demon, and the gang graduate from High School. 321 Graduation Day - Buffy renounces the Council of Watchers, and puts Faith in a coma after Faith shoots Angel with a poisoned arrow. 317 Enemies - Faith teams up with the Mayor and tries to make Angel evil again. 315 Consequences - Faith kills a human but blames Buffy for it. 314 Bad Girls - Buffy starts using Faith as a role model that ends up in Faith killing the mayor's deputy. 313 The Zeppo - Xander tries to prove himself useful. 312 Helpless - Buffy is tested by the Council of Watchers on her 18th birthday and Giles is fired. 311 Gingerbread - Buffy's mum heads a witch hunt inspired by Hansel and Gretel who really is a demon. 310 Amends - On Christmas, Angel is haunted by those he killed before. 308 Lover's Walk - Spike returns to punish those responsible for breaking up his relationship. 307 Revelations - Angel returns and a new watcher to take care of Faith shows up. 306 Band Candy - Mr. Trick gives chocolate that makes adults act like teens. 303 Faith, Hope & Trick - Faith as well as ancient villain with hoofs shows up, and Angel returns. 215 Phases - Oz learns that he's a werewolf. 214 Innocence - Angel becomes bad after having sex with Buffy and recruits the Judge to wreak havoc on Sunnydale. 213 Surprise - Angel has sex with Buffy. 112 Prophecy Girl - Buffy wants to give up slaying to live a normal life, but her plans go awry when the Earth cracks open and an army of demons emerges. 111 Out of Mind, Out of Sight - A girl becomes invisible after being ignored by everyone and goes after Cordelia. 108 I Robot, You Jane - A demon goes into the Internet. 107 Angel-episode - Buffy learn's Angel's secret and her mum is almost killed. 102 The Harvest - Buffy fights the Master. 101 Welcome to the Hellmouth - Buffy tries to start afresh at Sunnydale.
101 Ethaniel's Story - An intergalactic assassin arrives on Earth to stop a fellow alien from destroying humanity.
221 Freak Nation - Max and her fellow mutants finally come into the light. 220 Love Among the Runes - Max discovers she's related in a way to White. 219 She Ain't Heavy - Max's clone shows up. 218 Dawg Day Afternoon - Max attempts to rescue Joshua who is trapped in sewers with Annie who is killed by White. 217 Hello Goodbye - The existence of Manticore is finally brought to light to the general public. 216 Exposure - Max tracks down White's son. 215 Fuhgeddaboudit - Max encounters a transgenic who can manipulate minds. 214 Live in Vein - A Manicore escapee named Marrow creates a cult. 213 Harbor Lights - Max is shot and sought after by CDC and White. 211 The Berrisford Agenda - Alec remembers an old assasination in a painful manner. 210 Brainiac - A brilliant X5 helps Max out. 209 Medium Is the Message - Max and Logan search for White's son, and Joshua becomes a painter. 208 Gill Girl - Max and Alec race to free a female, aquatic creature that was accidentally captured at sea. 207 Some Assembly Required - Zack returns as a cyborg of sorts. 206 Two - Joshua is suspected of murder. 205 Boo - Max invites Joshua to a Halloween party after being mean to him. 204 Radar Love - A disease that threatens people with a particular genetic profile is used to target Max and her peers. 203 Proof of Purchase - Max's barcode becomes an object of interest and Lydecker apparently dies. 201 Designate This - Max escapes from a Manticore prison and reunites with Logan (second season premiere). 122 ...And Jesus Brought A Casserole - Zack kills himself to save Max who is recaptured by Manticore. 121 Meow - Max is in heat and she and Zack track down Tinga. 120 Hit a Sista Back - Max helps save Tinga's son, but Tinga is taken prisoner. 119 I and I am a Camera - Max fights killer hovercrafts. 115 Female Trouble - Max runs into Jace. 114 The Kidz are Aiight - Max rescues Zack. 112 Art Attack - Max goes to a wedding with Logan and saves Normal's life. 109 Blah Blaf Woof Woof - Lydecker puts a bounty on Max's head. 108 Cold Comfort - Max and Zack team up to save a fellow Manticore escapee. 107 Prodigy - Max meets Lydecker at a conference. 106 411 On The DL - Max's meeting with Zack isn't what she expects it to be. 104 Flushed - Max lands in jail. 103 Heat - Max finds the woman who saved her life. 102 Pilot - Max, a genetically-enhanced human, becomes a reluctant crusader against evil. 101 Pilot - Max, a genetically-enhanced human, becomes a reluctant crusader against evil.
215 Haunted(EN) - George reaps a bunch of serial killer victims and finally repeats the killer himself. 214 Always - Mason gets kicked out of the Waffle Haus. 213 Last Call - Mason thinks he's going to stop being a reaper since he got a purple post-it. 212 Forget Me Not - Ray and Mason fight for Daisy's affection and Ray dies and becomes a reaper. 211 Ashes to Ashes - George tries to pass herself off as a relative to a homeless man. 210 Death Defying - George goes crazy when Trip doesn't call her. 209 Be Still My Heart - George goes to the funeral for Trip's dad. 208 The Escape Artist - George falls for the son of a reap. 207 Rites of Passage - George gets to reap a rock star. 206 In Escrow - Reggie's mom goes out on a day and leaves Reggie alone. 205 Hurry - Daisy goes speed dating. 204 The Shallow End - George becomes mean. 203 Ghost Story - George goes to a Happy Time retreat. 202 The Ledger - George finds out that her home is about to be sold. 201 Send in the Clown - Mason becomes a mean clown. 113 Rest in Peace - George visits her own grave and tries to get her job back. 112 Vacations - The reapers take time off. 111 Nighthawks - The reapers have to evaluate themselves. 110 The Bicycle Thief - George has a going away party at Happy Time. 109 Business Unfinished - The reapers hold a seance for a determined ghost. 108 Sunday Mornings - George discovers that her father is not the person she thought he was. 107 A Cook - George adopts a dog and Rube becomes a cook. 106 Reaper Madness - George gets involved with a schizophrenic about to die. 105 My Room - George has a new partner when Betty leaves. 104 Reaping Havoc - George decides that even grim reapers need friends. 103 Reapercussions - George learns the price of not performing her duties. 102 Curious George - George discovers the price when the dead hang on to their past. 101 Dead Girl Walking - George tries to shirk her duties as a grim reaper with dire consequences. M2 Pilot - In the second part of the first episode, George gets used to being a grim reaper. M1 Pilot - In the first part of the first episode, George is killed by a piece of Mir and becomes a grim reaper.
102 Superfriends - A woman wants a new start with her best friend, a man she secretly loves; a man wants to become a superhero for his son; the trash man makes life miserable.
421 We're So Screwed Trilogy: Part III: La B - Crichton retreives Stark and destroys the flower that the Scarrans need with a nuclear weapon. 418 Prayer - Crichton goes after Aeryn after striking a deal with Scorpius. 417 A Constellation of Doubt - Crichton watches how the media treats the behaviour of Moya's crew on earth. 416 Bringing Home the Beacone - The crew discover that Aeryn is a bioloid. 415 Mental as Anything - Scorpius puts the crew through some mental training exercises. 414 Twice Shy - The crew of Moya is attacked by a spider impersonating a slave girl who sucks their life energies. 412 Kansas - Crichton and Moya's crew are on Earth, but in the past. 410 Coup by Clam - The crew partake some oysters that ends up with them being linked together. 409 A Perfect Murder - The crew of Moya is converted into assassins by a person who can breed bugs. 408 I Shrink Therefore I Am - Moya is taken over a band of bounty hunters and the crew is shrunk. 405 Promises - Crichton and Aeryn reunite. 403 What Was Lost (2): Resurrection - The Farscape crew must escape from a planet affected by radiation. 322 Dog With Two Bones - In the season finale, Crichton and Aeryn go their separate ways as Moya buries Talyn. 321 Into the Lion's Den: Wolf in Sheep's Clo - John and co. manage to blow up Scorpius' command carrier. 319 I-Yensch, You-Yensch - D'Argo and Rigel make a deal with Scorpius as Talyn needs to be shutdown since he is too paranoid. 318 Fractures - The crew encounters a group of escaped Peacekeeper prisoners including a Nebari, a Scarran and a female Hynerian. 316 Revenging Angel - Moya is disabled and Crichton goes into a coma and fights Dargo like the Roadrunner fought Wile E. Coyote. 313 Scratch N' Sniff - Chiana and Jool are almost killed on a planet of pleasure where a pleasuring drug is obtained from the senal gland of humanoids. 312 Meltdown - Talyn feels compelled to fly into a sun. 309 Losing Time - Energy riders take over the bodies of Moya's crew, including the pilot. 308 Green Eyed Monster - The crew is in jeopardy after being swallowed by a giant Budong. 306 Eat Me - A brain-sucking alien and a pack of crazed Xarai threaten D'Argo, Chiana and Jool. 305 Different Destinations - The crew is thrust back in time and must effect a change in an ancient war. 304 Self-Inflicted Wounds: Wait for the Whee - Moya gets pulled into a wormhole and Zhaan dies. 302 Suns and Lovers - Dargo finds out about Jeanna sleeping with Jothi and Moya is trapped. 301 Season of Death - Moya's crew tries to resolve its issues before Scorpius attacks. 222 Die Me, Dichotomy - Crichton (controlled by Scorpius) kills Aeryn and has his chip removed, which is taken from him. 220 Liars, Guns, and Money: Plan B - Crichton is rescued by Aeryn. 219 Liars, Guns and Money: With Friends Like - Dargo re-unites with his son but Crichton loses his freedom. 216 The Locket - Crichton and Aeryn grow old as Moya is trapped in a mist where time slows down. 215 Won't Get Fooled Again - Crichton's capture by a Scarren forces him to trust his enemy, Scorpius. 214 Beware of Dog - A parasite takes over Rigel's body. 213 Look at the Princess: The Maltese Cricht - Crichton finally gets to escape his marriage vows. 212 Look at the Princess: I Do, I Think - Crichton finalises the marriage with a princess. 211 Look at the Princess: A Kiss Is but a Ki - Crichton ends up marrying a princess. 210 My Three Crichtons - Crichton is split into two more parts: his genetic past and future. 202 Mind the Baby - Crais interfaces with Talon. 121 Bone to Be Wild - Crichton and co. encounter a carnivorous alien that feeds on bones. 120 The Hidden Memory - Crichton is rescued from Scorpius by Aeryn and co. and Moya delivers her baby. 119 Nerve - Crichton infiltrates a hidden Peacekeeper base to save Aeryn. 118 A Bug's Life - An alien virus goes from member to member of Moya's crew. 117 Through the Looking Glass - Moya enters a different dimension during a starburst. 116 A Human Reaction - Crichton returns back to Earth but finds that the wormhole he has travelled through causes great change. 115 Durka Returns - Durka, who once tormented Rygel, returns after some brainwashing. 114 Jeremiah Crichton - Crichton ends up being abandoned on a "primitive" planet. 113 The Flax - Crichton and Aeryn are trapped in a black hole-like entity. 112 Rhapsody in Blue - Zahn tries to cure Tahleen's madness but ends up being betrayed. 111 Till the Blood Runs Clear - Crichton tries to recreate a wormhole to return back to Earth. 110 They've Got a Secret - Moya is found to be pregnant. 108 That Old Black Magic - Zhaan uses her powers to save Crichton from an evil sorceror. 107 PK Tech Girl - Crichton must save Moya from attack by a race of scavengers. 107 I, E.T. - Moya crash lands on a planet to avoid being traced by the Peacekeepers. 106 Thank God It's Friday, Again - Crichton must free D'Argo from the influences of a thought-altering plant. 105 Back and Back and Back to the Future - A sensual alien seduces men to obtain a weapon of mass destruction as Crichton experiences mental flashes of the future. 102 Exodus from Genesis - The crew play host to space cockroaches. 101 Premiere - In the first episode, John Crichton ends up far away from Earth after being pulled through a wormhole, and finds himself on a prisoner convoy.
115 Objects in Space - A bounty hunter goes after River. 114 Heart of Gold - Inara says that she'll leave. 113 The Message - A compatriot of Mal is shipped dead to him. 112 Trash - Mal reunites with his ex-wife. 111 War Stories - Mal gets captured and is rescued by the crew. 110 Ariel - The doctor and his sister get captured. 109 Out of Gas - A fire causes a loss of oxygen. 108 Jaynestown - Jayne is considered a hero on a settlement. 107 Our Mrs. Reynolds - Mal gets married. 106 Safe - The doctor and his sister are kidnapped. 105 Shindig - Mal gets into a duel. 104 Bushwhacked - The crew encounter an abandoned ship. 103 The Train Job - The crew steals medicine from a train. 102 Serenity - The story of how the crew gets together is illustrated. 101 Serenity - The story of how the crew gets together is illustrated.
70 The Spirit of Television - A psychic uses a TV set to kill her clients and stall her own death. 68 My Wife as a Dog - A man's wish for his wife to be more like his dog comes true. 65 Year of the Monkey - The three monkeys test the children of a Japanese industrialist. 60 Night Prey - A man whose wife becomes a vampire takes revenge. 59 Hate on Your Dial - A car radio sends a bigot back to 1954 who ends up being killed by his own racist father. 58 Bad Penny - Johnny uses a magic coin to bring back his father to life, a coin that was used to kill and bring back Micki. 57 Stick It in Your Ear - A hearing aid allows a person to read minds, provided he kills for the ability. 52 The Prisoner - A prisoner wearing an invisible jacket kills his former accomplices. 46 A Friend to the End - Micki's newphew becomes friends with a boy who's a ghost. 44 Wedding Bell Blues - A cursed pool cue ensures a hustler's winning streak and hastens his wedding. 35 Read My Lips - A ventriloquist's dummy becomes alive and starts killing. 31 And Now the News - A doctor uses a magic radio to cure her psychotic patients while killing those under the care of a competing colleague. 29 Master of Disguise - Micki falls for an actor whose makeup comes from victims' blood. 28 Symphony in B Sharp - A violinists maimed hands are restored temporarily when he kills. 25 What a Mother Wouldn't Do - A magical cradle compels parents to kill to save their sick baby's life. 24 Badge of Honor - A police officer uses a magic badge to get revenge. 23 The Pirate's Promise - A pirate captain returns to kill the descendants of those who mutinied against him. 22 Pipe Dream - Ryan's estranged father uses a hexed pipe to kill people. 18 Brain Drain - A supposedly dumb person uses a primitive disease to absorb other people's knowledge. 9 The Root of All Evil - A mulching machine is used to turn people into money. 8 Hellowe'en - A Halloween party results in the dead spirit of Uncle Lewis being summoned up. 7 Shadow Boxer - A boxer uses special gloves that enables his shadow to kill. 6 The Great Montarro - Death defying magical tricks are performed at the cost of someone real dying as a sacrifice. 5 Dr. Jack - A surgical knife used by Jack the Ripper can be used to kill as well as save lives. 2 Poison Pen - Ryan and Micki pose as monks retreive a mystical quill pen which can be used to kill with the written word.
512 Spanish Fry - Fry's nose is stolen. 509 The Sting - The crew goes off get some honey from giant space bees. 508 The Why of Fry - Fry becomes important for a few seconds in his life. 507 Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles - Hot tar makes the professor younger, while the others are transformed into babies. 503 The Route of All Evil - Bender is pregnant with beer and kids try to compete with Planet Express. 502 Jurassic Bark - Fry tries to reunite with his old dog. 501 Crimes of the Hot - In the season premiere, the gang try to stop global warming caused by robot exhaust. 416 Three Hundred Big Boys - Everyone gets a tax refund and spend it in crazy ways. 412 Where No Fan Has Gone Before - Fry and the crew parody a variety of Star Trek-like scenarios in an effort to rescue the lost episodes. 411 30 Percent Iron Chef - Bender becomes the Iron Chef. 410 A Leela of Her Own - Leela becomes the worst baseball player in history. 409 Futurestock - Fry befriends another person from the 80s who hands over the professor's company to mom. 408 Godfellas - Bender is lost in space. 407 A Pharaoh to Remember - Bender and the crew are recruited to construct a giant pyramid. 406 Where Buggalo Roam - Kif tries to win the approval of Amy's parents. 405 Leela's Homeworld - Leela discovers the truth about her parents. 405 A Taste of Freedom - Zoidberg is sentenced to death for eating Earth's flag. 404 Less Than Hero - Fry, Leela, and Bender form a superhero team. 403 Love & Rocket - Bender dumps the Planet Express Ship (this episode had a great chance to parody Homer Simpson's trip to space parodying 2001: A Space Odyssey but it blew it). 402 A Tale of Two Santas - Bender is declared the new Santa after the evil Santabot is frozen on Neptune. 401 Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch - Kif gets pregnant by Amy. 319 Roswell That Ends Well - The crew travels back in time and is implicated in the Roswell alien incident; Fry turns out to be his own grandfather/grandson. 318 Anthology of Interest 2 - Bender, Fry, and Leela ask questions of the What If? machine. 315 I Dated A Robot - Fry falls in love with a Lucy Liu robot. 314 Time Keeps on Slipping - Fry and co. interfere with the time/space continuum. 313 Bendin' in the Wind - Bender is incapacitated and teams up with Beck. 311 Insane in the Mainframe - Fry and Bender are sent to serve time in an insane asylum. 310 Luck of the Fryrish - Fry finds his seven-leaf clover. 309 The Cyber House Rules - Bender adopts twelve kids and Leela undergoes a plastic surgery operation to have two eyes. 309 Birdbot of Ice-Catraz - Bender becomes captain and causes an environmental disaster. 306 Bendlesslove - Bender meets a fembot in a bending factory. 305 Amazon Women in the Mood - The crew end up on a planet of Amazons ruled by a Fembot. 304 Parasites Lost - Fry becomes smart after being infected by worms. 303 The Cryonic Woman - Bender and Fry lose their jobs and Pauly Shore turns up and steals Fry's "girlfriend". 218 The Honking - Bender inherits a castle and is possessed. 217 War Is the H-Word - Fry and Bender join the military. 216 Anthology of Interest 1 - The What If? machine is used to ask inane questions (includes parodies of Iron Man (the song by Black Sabbath), Giant Robot, The Iron Giant, and Godzilla). 214 Mother's Day - Mom's robots revolt. 214 How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back - Hermes deals with Central Bureacracy after being sent away. 213 Bender Gets Made - Bender joins the robot mafia. 212 Raging Bender - Bender begins to wrestle. 211 Lesser of Two Evils - Another robot that looks like Bender shows up. 208 Xmas Story - Santa Claus in 3000 is a giant robot. 207 Put Your Head On My Shoulders - Fry and Amy spend Valentine's Day together. 207 A Head in the Polls - Richard Nixon's head runs for President using Bender's Body. 203 When Aliens Attack - Aliens from Omnicron Persei 8 threaten to destroy earth unless the final episode of Single Female Lawyer is shown. 202 Mars University - Fry drops out again from Mars University. 201 I Second That Emotion - Nibbler gets flushed down the sewers. 104 Love's Labors Lost in Space - Leela first meets Zapp Brannigan. 103 I, Roommate - Bender and Fry become roomates. ENKNF Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? - Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating. ENKNF The Series has Landed - Bender discovers the first moon-landing site. ENKNF The Deep South - Fry and the gang go fishing and find the lost city of Atlanta. ENKNF That's Lobstertainment - Dr. Zoidberg goes to Hollywood. ENKNF Space Pilot 3000 - A delivery boy is frozen for 1000 years (pilot episode). ENKNF My Problem with Popplers - The crew discovers a source of food that turns out to be sentient. ENKNF I Second That Emotion - Bender flushes Leela's pet (Nibbler) down the toilet. ENKNF Hell is Other Robots - Bender goes to robot hell. ENKNF Fry and the Slurm Factory - The group visits the Slurm factory on the planet Slurm. ENKNF Brannigan, Begin Again - Leela faces mutiny. ENKNF Anthology of Interest 2 - The professor invents a "What If" machine. ENKNF A Flight to Remember - The movie Titanic is parodied. ENKNF A Fishful of Dollars - Anchovies become a valuable commodity. ENKNF A Clone of My Own - The professor is about to die and invents a clone to replace him. ENKNF A Bicyclops Built for Two - Leela thinks she has found someone just like her (male cyclops).
107 A Three Hour Tour - Frank is nursed by a reclusive family after he has an accident. 106 Nocturne - Frank is inhabited by the ghost of a police officer killed by someone in the department.
123 How to stop an exploding man - In the final episode of this series, the good heroes save the world. 122 Landslide - Everyone goes after Linderman. 121 The Hard Part - Hiro finds it hard to kill a Skylar who's unsure of himself. 120 Five Years Gone - Hiro and his future self confront themselves in the future and find that things haven't gone the way they should've. 119 Point zero seven percent - Is it worth it to achieve homo superior?. 118 Parasite - Suresh and Xylar have a confrontation. 117 Company Man - Bennet's role in dealing with the heroes is revealed. 116 Unexpected - Xyler and Suresh team up to work together, as Peter and Isaac have a confrontration. 115 Run! - Niki reasserts herself strongly. 114 Distractions - Hiro meets his sister and father; Claire meets her mother. 113 The Fix - Hiro tries to find the real sword to channel is ability is chased by weird people. 112 Godsend - Matt reveals his ability to his wife and Peter meets Claude. 111 Fallout - Mohinder returns after Eden dies. 109 Homecoming - The origins of the events that created Heroes is presented. 108 Seven Minutes to Midnight - . 107 Nothing to Hide - . 106 Better Halves - . 105 Hiros - . 104 Collision - Peter is warned of the impending danger by Hiro. 103 One Giant Leap - Claire is almost killed by Brody but survives as her father takes "revenge". 102 Don't Look Back - The "hero" characters explore their power. 101 (Volume One: Genesis) In His Own Image - A group of people across the world discover they have weird powers.
10 Dragon's Brood - Skeletor and his crew train dragons to attack the Masters.
306 Que Sera Sera - House treats an extremely overweight person who doesn't seem have an immediate cause while being targeted his abuse of narcotics. 122 Honeymoon - House cures Stacy's Husband Mark by using procedures that are against his wishes. 121 Acceptance - House presents a lecture to a student explaining how he ended up losing his foot. 120 Love Hurts - House goes on a date with Cameron. 119 Kids - House cures a twelve year old who is pregnant. 118 Babies and Bathwater - House is almost fired, but Cuddy saves him and fires Wilson instead. 117 Role Model - House saves a senator even as Vogler pushes to persuade House to bend to his demands as Wilson is fired. 116 Heavy - House is asked by Vogler to fire one of his doctors. 115 Mob Rules - House saves the life of a mobster who is gay. 114 Control - House saves the life of a businesswoman by risking his license. 113 Cursed - House saves the life of a young boy whose father has lied about his past. 112 Sports Medicine - House cures an athlete who's poisoned by cadmium-grown Marijuana. 111 Detox - House saves the life of a teenager while going through withdrawal. 110 Histories - House is unable to save a homeless woman who blames herself for the death of her husband and son. 109 DNR - House saves a jazz musician who doesn't want to be saved. 108 Poison - House cures two teenagers who've been poisoned by contaminants in new unwashed clothes. 107 Fidelity - House cures a woman whose sickness is caused by affair. 106 The Socratic Method - House cures a woman who is schizophrenic. 105 Damned If You Do - House cures a nun by determining the source of allergic reaction. 104 Maternity - House cures an infection that is affecting the maternity ward, but needs to sacrifice one of the babies to do so. 103 Occam's Razor - House cures a teenager who was prescribed the wrong medicine. 102 Paternity - House cures a teenager who was adopted with uncertain genetic history. 101 Pilot - House cures a teacher having seizures due to a tapeworm.
107 Wedding Belles - Robert Evans and Martha Stewart end up being involved. 105 The Nazi Party - Evans joins the Nazi party to expose a Hollywood Nazi. 102 The F-U Soup - Robert Evans and Slash go to Nepal to get some Yak's milk to make soup. 101 Hip Hop to the Godfather - Robert Evans directs a hip-hop play based on the Godfather.
1213 The Accidental Terrorist - Hank turns out to be a bigger sucker than Peggy. 1211 Trans-fascism - Rare foods are banned by Arlen, and Hank rebels. 1209 Dream Weaver - Hank tries to get Dale a new job which backfires. 1208 The Minh Who Knew Too Much - Minh becomes an expert marksman at skeet shooting. 1206 Raise the Steaks - Hank goes for organic food. 1205 Death Picks Cotton - Cotton dies. 1202 Bobby Rae - Bobby leads a walkout. 1112 Lucky's Wedding Suit - Luanne gets married to Lucky who becomes more responsible. 1111 Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies - Bill becomes a bodybuilder. 1110 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow - Nancy loses her hair since she ended her affair with John Redcorn. 1105 Hank Gets Dusted - ZZ Top brings along a reality TV show. 1104 Luanne Gets Lucky - Luanne finally gets to go to the prom. 1101 The Peggy Horror Picture Show - Peggy befriends a transvestite as she makes an effort to look more feminine. 1008 Business Is Picking up This Year - Bobby decides to become garbage collector. 1004 Harlottown - Arlen becomes a porn haven. 1003 Bill's House - Bill runs a halfway house in his. 1001 Hank's On Board - Hank tries to prove that he's not uptight. 912 Smoking & the Bandit - Dale becomes the smoking bandit. 910 Arlen City Bomber - Luanne joins a roller derby team. 821 The Redneck on Rainey Street - Kahn decides to become a redneck. 813 Cheer Factor - Peggy leads the cheerleading squad. 811 My Hair Lady - Bill and Luanne become hairstylists. 809 Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill - Peggy becomes a sculptor. 806 After the Mold Rush - Hank finds out that he has mold growing in his house. 805 Flirting With the Master - Peggy goes to Mexico. 802 Reborn to be Wild - Bobby joins a Christian youth group. 801 Patch Boomhauer - Boomhauer's brother gets married to a girl dated by Boomhauer. 723 Witches of East Arlen - In the season finale, Bobby joins a coven after getting hold of a pack of Tarot cards. 722 Maid in Arlen - Kahn's mom works for the Hills and falls for Bill. 721 Night and Deity - Nancy is afraid that Dale's going to have an affair with a bug exterminator. 719 Be True to Your Fool - Hank discovers that he has Bill's name tattooed on his head. 715 An Officer and a Gentle Boy - Hank enrolls Bobby in the military academy. 713 The Good Buck - Buck Strickland is mentored by Luanne. 711 The Miseducation of Bobby Hill - Bobby becomes a propane salesman. 711 Boxing Luanne - Luanne takes up boxing and ends up pitted against Freeda foreman. 710 Queasy Rider - Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle. 709 Vision Quest - John Redcorn convinces Joseph to go on a vision quest. 708 Board Games - Minh, Peggy, and Dale's wife all run for the school board. 706 The Son Also Roses - Bobby stops being the football team's towel manager and grows roses. 705 Megalo Dale - Dale and the gang try to clear up a rat infestation in the Megalomart. 704 Goodbye Normal Jeans - Bobby excels in Home Economics which makes Peggy jealous. 704 Full Metal Dust Jacket - Peggy buys a bookstore. 703 The Fat and the Furious - Bill becomes famous for his Hot Dog eating. 702 Dances With Dogs - Bobby and Hank enter a dog dancing contest. 701 Get Your Freak Off - Bobby gets into a boy band. 623 Returning Japanese - The Hill family go to Japan as Hank meets his long-long half-brother. 622 Returning Japanese - The Hill family go to Japan as Hank meets his long-long half-brother. 621 Dang Ol' Love - Boomhauer gets his just desserts. 620 Sug Night - Hank dreams about Dale's wife naked. 619 Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Watcha Gonna Do - Bobby falls for Connie's cousin. 618 Texas Skillsaw Episode - Hank is forced to enroll into an anger management class. 616 My Own Private Rodeo - Dale re-unites with his gay dad. 615 Fun With Jane and Jane - Luann joins a sorority/cult and Hank has to kill some Emus. 614 Bluegrass Is Always Greener - Connie plays bluegrass and Bobby tries his hand to comedy. 613 Beer and Loathing - Peggy starts working for the Alamo Beer Company. 611 A Man Without a Country Club - Hank is strongly recruited to be a member of an all-Asian country club. 610 Tankin' It to the Streets - Peggy tries to guess the weight of an ice cream and Bill think he's the victim of a government experiment. 609 Torch Song Hillogy - Hank Hill carries the Olympic torch through Arlen. 608 Of Mice and Little Green Men - Hank and Dale trade parenting roles. 607 I'm with Cupid - Boomhauer gives advice to Bobby. 607 Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hi - Peggy becomes a full-time teacher at a Catholic school. 606 Father of the Bride - Bobby and Connie break up. 604 The Father, the Son and J.C. - Peggy tries to improve relations between Hank and his father. 603 Joust Like a Woman - Peggy fights for gender equality. 602 Soldier of Misfortune - Dale becomes president of the local gun club. 525? - Bobby, as the football team's mascot, steals a rival team's mascot. 524 Bobby Goes Nuts - Bobby learns to defend himself from bullies at the local YMCA in a self-defense class for females. 523 Pigmalion - A pork magnate takes a liking to Luanne. 522 Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Stor - Bobby gets No Doubt to play at the high school dance. 519 Hank's Back Story - Hank needs a fake arse. 516 Luanne Virgin 2.0 - Luanne becomes a born-again virgin. 514 Now Who's the Dummy? - Bobby becomes a ventriloquist. 513 Lupe's Revenge - Peggy brings back a Mexican girl by mistake. 509 The Exterminator - Dale tries a new job. 508 Twas the Nut Before Christmas - Bill becomes a full-time Santa Claus. 506 Yankee Hankie - Hank finds out that he was born in New York City. 504 Peggy Makes the Big Leagues - Peggy substitutes in high school. 504 Peggy Makes the Big Leagues - Peggy fails a star quarterback. 501 The Buck Stops Here - Bobby caddies for Strickland. 501 It's Not Easy Being Green - Bobby becomes an environmentalist. 423 Peggy's Fan Fair - Randy Travis becomes a villain. 416 Movin' On Up - Luanne moves out. 414 High Anxiety - Hank Hill is accused of the murder of Strickland's secretary. 411 Rodeo Days - Bobby is a rodeo clown. 410 Hillennium - The Y2K bug threatens the world. 408 Happy Hank's Giving - The Hills get stranded at an airport for Thanksgiving. 407 To Kill A Ladybird - Dale is scratched by Bobby's pet raccoon. 406 Not in My Back Hoe - Hank has a new friend in Hal (Drew Carey). 406 A Beer Can Named Desire - Hank gets a chance to win a million dollars. 404 Aisle 8A - Connie starts her period while she stays with the Hills. 322 Death and Taxes - Peggy tutors a death-row inmate. 311 A Fire Fighting We Will Go - Hank and co. become firefighters. 310 Pretty, Pretty Dresses - Bill becomes suicidal. 303 To Spank With Love - Peggy uses spanking to discipline her kids. 302 And They Call It Bobby Love - Bobby falls for an older girl. 301 Death of a Propane Salesman - Hank is terrified of fires after surviving one. 222 Peggy's Turtle Song - Peggy becomes a angst-ridden singer. 221 Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga - Bobby works as a vendor at the local NASCAR track. 220 Junkie Business - Hank hires a drug addicted who is treated as a disabled person. 216 Hank's Dirty Laundry - Hank fights in court to have an overdue listing taken off of his credit report. 211 Unbearable Blindness of Laying - Hank goes blind after he sees his mother having sex. 211 Snow Job - Strickland has a heart attack. 104 Hank's Got the Willies - Hank loves his guitar and meets his hero, Willie Nelson. ENKNF Won't You Pimai Neighbour - Bobby is thought of as a new Lama reincarnation. ENKNF Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy - Peggy's feet become objectified. ENKNF The Perils of Polling - Hank loses his interest in George W. Bush because of his handshake. ENKNF - Peggy is blackmailed with regards to smuggling cocaine into a prison. ENKNF - Peggy finds out that that Dale's wife has been sleeping with John Redcorn. ENKNF - Peggy can't walk but is taught to by her father-in-law. ENKNF Nancy's Boys - Nancy and Dale fix their marriage. ENKNF Meet the Propaniacs - Bobby make propane jokes. ENKNF Little Horrors of Shop - Hank teaches shop. ENKNF I Don't Want to Wait... - Bobby turns thirteen and Joseph hits puberty. ENKNF Ho Yeah! - Peggy befriends a prostitute. ENKNF Hanky Panky Buck - Strickland Propane is taken over by Strickland's wife. ENKNF Hank's Bad Hair Day - Hank's barber loses it. ENKNF Hank and the Great Glass Elevator - Dale hooks up with Texas ex-governer Ann Richards. ENKNF Flush with Power - Low-flush toilets create havoc. ENKNF - Dale sues a tobbaco company but insults Nancy. ENKNF Bills are Made to be Broken - Bill gets to play football again. ENKNF Bill of Sales - Peggy takes advantage of Bill's low self-esteem.
423 Lyekka vs. Japan - Kai finally kills Lyekka as she goes on a rampage in Tokyo à la mode. 422 Trip - Stan, Xev, and Kai hallucinate and try to kill each other off. 421 Viva Lexx Vegas - Stan, Xev, and Kai go to Las Vegas. 420 Apocalexx Now - The carrot alien queen returns to earth to feed as Xev and Kai go to Vietnam to rescue Stan from the Pope's clutches. 419 Haley's Comet - A young rich girl is tricked into thinking she's important. 418 The Game - Kai and Prince play a very cool Chess game, putting the lives of Stan and Xev on the line. 417 Dutch Treat - Stan once again gets control of the key as the Lexx eats Holland. 416 Moss - Prince comes back on TV and Stan, Xev, and Kai are almost executed. 415 Mort - Stan, Kai and Xev evade the police by hiding in the funeral parlour of a crazy mortician. 414 Prime Ridge - Stan, Kai, and Xev buy a house in Ohio. 413 769 - 790 acquires a body and becomes 769. 412 Bad Carrot - The alien carrot ends up loose on the Lexx. 411 A Midsummer's Nightmare - Stan and Kai manage to revive Xev. 410 Magic Baby - Stan, Kai, and Xev return to the Lexx to retreive the key as well as battle Vlad again. 409 Fluffdaddy - The key is stolen from Stanley again by Laika. 408 Vlad - Kai battles Vlad, a Divine Hunter. 407 Walpurgis Night - The Lexx crew goes to Translyvania. 406 The Rock - Stanley becomes the King of Newfoundland. 405 Xevivor - Stanley and Xev star in a TV show patterned after Survivor. 404 Stan Down - Stanley tries to kill Prince but fails. 403 P4x - A little boy gets hold of the key for the Lexx ship but eventually dies. 402 Texx Lexx - The Lexx crew encounter Prince again who captures Stan. 401 Little Blue Planet - A signal sent from earth by Marconi reaches Lyekka and Lexx move towards Earth after destroying Fire and Water. 313 Heaven and Hell - Stan and Xev retreive Stan's essence and Fire (Heaven) and Water (Hell) are destroyed and all the essences escape; the crew then discover a small blue that remarkably looks like Earth. 312 The Beach - Stan is judged by Prince for his past life. 311 Girltown - Stan and Kai find Xev, but Stan ends up being captured by the Queen of Girltown. 310 Battle - Prince captures Xev, but Stan and Kai get her out of trouble (and into the fire). 309 The Garden - The crew discovers a lush garden on Water. 308 The Key - Prince impersonates Xev and gets the key from Stan. 307 Tunnels - Kai is repaired after spending time in bureaucrat hell. 306 K-Town - Stan and Xev find Mantrid again revealing that Fire and Water are like Hell and Heaven. 305 Gondola - Prince turns out to be the living Kai and kills Duke. 304 Boomtown - Stan and Xev have their dreams fulfilled as the Duke attacks. 303 Gametown - May and Prince leave the Lexx together. 302 May - May kills Prince. 301 Fire and Water - The after 4000+ years of hibernation, the crew wake up beside two planets Fire and Water, with Prince as the former's leader. 220 End Of The Universe - Mantrid destroys the light universe, but is destroyed by Stan, Kai, and Xev (who created him) as they escape to the dark universe. 219 Brizon - Brizon, the creator of the Lexx, fights with Mantrid. 218 Brigadoom - Kai's story is told in the form of an opera/musical. 215 Woz - Xev is about to expire and has to rescued by the Dark Lady. 214 Patches in the Sky - Stan enters a dream world that becomes a nightmare. 213 Twilight - Stan, Kai, and Xev are stranded on a world of the dead where Kai goes nuts. 212 Norb - Stan, Kai, and Xev pick up a young kid who turns out to be a Mantrid drone. 210 Wake the Dead - The crew wake up some kids in a state of cryogenic sleep and Kai goes berserk. 209 791 - 790 acquires a body and Kai frees a killer. 208 White Trash - Hillbilly stowaways take the ship on a wild ride through the backwoods of the universe. 206 Stan's Trial - Stan is placed on trial for killing 600 billion people. 205 Lafftrak - The crew end up on a planet where their TV skills are evaluated. 204 Luvliner - The crew visit the Luvliner and meet Schlemmi aka Fifi for the first time. 203 Lyekka - Lyekka boards the Lexx and Xev, played by Xenia Seeburg, is reborn. 202 Terminal - Stan is accidentally killed by Kai and the original Xev played by Eva Habermann dies. 201 Mantrid - Kai is drawn to Mantrid in the first episode after the movie was made. 40 Gigashadow - In the fourth/film episode, Kai, Stanley, and Xev fight the the Giga Shadow, who turns out to be a survivor of the insect wars who has used humans to eliminate each other. 30 Eating Pattern - In the third/film episode, Kai, Stanley and Xev are stuck in a weird hallucinatory planet as they search for food. 20 Super Nova - In the second film/episode Kai, Stanley, and Xev return to Kai's home planet, Burrins. 10 I Worship His Shadow - In the first movie-style episode, the story about the Lexx, Kai, Xev, and Stanley and their fight against the Divine Shadow is revealed to us.
224 Live Together, Die Alone 2 - Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Michael, and Hugo are captured by the others, as the computer in the hatch is alleged to cause their plane crash. 223 Live Together, Die Alone 1 - Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Michael, and Hugo are captured by the others, the power of the hatch is revealed. 222 Three Minutes - Desmond returns. 221 ? - Michael's loyalties are shown to be duplicitious. 220 Two for the Road - Ana Lucia and Sawyer hook up. 219 S.O.S. - Jack and Kate attempt to trade Henry Gale for Walt, as Rose and Bernard's story is told. 218 Dave - Hugo runs into his imaginary friend and almost commits suicide. 217 Lockdown - Henry Gale's true origins are revealed. 216 The Whole Truth - Ana Lucia, Sayid, and Charlie go to find Henry Gale's balloon as Sun finds out that she is pregnant. 215 Maternity Leave - Claire, Kate, and Rousseau go after the vaccine for her child. 214 One of Them - A new captive (Henry Gale) is tortured by Sayid. 213 The Long Con - Sawyer's flashback dovetails into the episode as he cons the survivors off their guns. 212 Fire+Water - Charlie thinks Aaron's in danger as he seems to be going insane. 211 The Hunting Party - Michael goes after Walt again and Jack, Locke, Sawyer, and Kate follow him and come across the power of the others. 210 The 23rd Psalm - Eko's story is told as Clair finds out the secret about Charlie's statue. 209 What Kate Did - Locke and Eko put together the Dharma Initiative's film. 208 Collision (aka Old Habits) - Ana Lucia's past is revealed and the standoff between her and Sayid ends. 207 The Other 48 Days - The story of how the other survivors deal with their crash is told. 206 Abandoned - Ana Lucia shoots Shannnon. 205 ...And Found - Michael goes off into the Jungle to find Walt, and Jin follows him. 204 Everybody Hates Hugo - Hurley ends up being responsible for saving the world. 203 Orientation - The initial set of survivors run into other survivors from Flight 815 as the. 202 Adrift - Jack runs into Desmond again in the underground cabin. 201 Man of Science, Man of Faith - Kate, Locke, and Jack all go down the hatch. 124 Exodus 2 - Walt is taken, Aaron is returned, and the hatch is opened. 122 Exodus 1 - Jin, Michael, Walt, and Sawyer head out into ocean with their raft. 122 Born to Run - Michael is poisoned as Kate's past is revealed to the survivors. 121 The Greater Good (aka Sides) - Shannon tries to take revenge for Boone. 120 Do No Harm - Boone dies. 119 Deus Ex Machina - Locke looses and regains his ability to walk as Boone is injured. 118 Numbers - Hurley goes after the French woman. 117 ...In Translation - Sun reveals she can speak Engish after all as Jin is accused of burning the raft being built by Michael. 116 Outlaws - Kate and Jack bond as they discover their common traits. 115 Homecoming - Clair returns but Ethan comes back after her; he is finally captured and killed but not before he claims a victim. 114 Special - Charlies is tempted to read Clair's dairy as Michael's and Walt's past is revealed. 113 Hearts and Minds - Shannon and Boone's past is revealed as Boone and Locke try to open the hatch. 112 Whatever the Case May Be - Kate's history is revealed as she goes after a case she finds in a lake. 111 All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues - Jack and the rest of the survivors try hard to figure out where Claire has been kidnapped. 110 Raised by Another - The story behind Claire's baby is revealed as the survivors discover someone not on the plane manifest. 109 Solitary - Sayid's story as a torturer in the Republican guard is revealed as he finds someone new in the Island. 108 Confidence Man - Sawyer's story of how he becomes the confidence man he didn't want to become is revealed. 107 The Moth - Charlie overcomes his difficulties and is reborn anew like a moth. 106 House of the Rising Sun - The story behind Jin and Sun is revealed as Locke tries to help Charlie. 105 White Rabbit - Jack's story is revealed as he is shown to be a reluctant leader. 104 Walkabout - A secret about Locke is revealed as he successfully hunts a boar. 103 Tabula Rasa - A secret about Kate is revealed. 102 Pilot - Things aren't what they seem to be on this island and rescue isn't apparant. 101 Pilot - 48 people aboard an airplane survive its crash in some unknown location.
716 Lois Strikes Back - Lois takes revenge for Reese. 701 Burning Man - Malcolm and Reese go to Burning Man. 621 Buseys Take a Hostage - Hal becomes president of the neighbourhood association. 616 No Motorcycles - Hal and Francis go on a motorcycle trip together. 611 Opera - Dewey writes an opera about his family. 605 Kitty's Back - Francis returns and tortures Dewey. 603 Standee - Hal gets into a war with the trashman. 522 Reese Joins the Army - Reese leads his team to victory in war games and Hal is scapegoated. 518 Dewey's Special Class - Dewey is enrolled in a class for "special" children. 515 Reese's Apartment - Reese gets his own apartment. 513 Lois' Sister - Lois donates her kidney to her sister. 510 Hot Tub - The family gets a hot tub. 509 Dirty Magazine - Malcolm gets censored for supporting a dirty magazine. 506 Malcolm's Job - Malcolm gets a job with Lois. 502 Watching the Baby - Lois finally gets some rest. 501 Vegas - The family goes to Las Vegas. 422 Day Care - Hal and Lois join a church for their day care. 422 Clip Show 2 - Hal and Lois reminisce about their children. 420 Baby (1) - Lois' mum visits and Lois goes into labour. 415 Hal's Friend - Hal's friend shows up when Lois is gone. 415 Garage Sale - Reese is in charge of a garage sale. 414 Stereo Store - The boys have a babysitter and Hal takes on a second job. 412 Boys at the Ranch - The boys try to reform Francis who has reformed. 410 Malcolm Holds His Tongue - Malcolm learns to keep his mouth shut but internally explodes. 408 If Boys Were Girls - Lois daydreams that she has girls instead of boys. 407 Grandma Sues - Malcolm's grandmother sues the family as they find out that Lois is pregnant. 405 Forbidden Girlfriend - Malcolm tutors a girl with a crazy dad and Dewey discovers his lookalike. 404 Stupid Girl - Malcolm becomes dumb. 403 Family Reunion - The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father. 402 Long Drive - Lois and Malcolm talk about sex. 402 Humilithon - Malcolm wants to be most popular person in school. 401 Zoo - The family goes to the zoo. 322 Poker II - Hal plays poker while Malcolm and Reese try to make out with some girls. 321 Clip Show - The boys reminisce to a therapist. 319 Hal Coaches - Hal tries to coach Dewey and Reese blackmails his neighbour. 318 Dewey's Dog - Dewey trains a dog to attack his brothers. 317 Cliques - The boys enter into the general populace and end up forming cliques. 315 Monkey - Craig uses a butler monkey to take care of him, but it turns against him instead. 315 Hal's Birthday - The boys celebrate Hal's birthday. 313 Reese Drives - Reese starts to drive. 312 Cynthia's Back - Cynthia returns from Europe with bigger breasts. 311 Lois' Makeover - Lois gets a makeover, Francis becomes a rat killer, and Malcolm's dad is humbled at basketball. 310 Reese's Job - Malcolm encounters someone smarter than him and Dewey takes great care of his goldfish. 308 Poker - Hal loses at Poker and Lois forces Reese to be her dancing partner. 307 Health Scare - The boys' parents are confused about test results and take it out on the children. 306 Christmas - Lois threatens to cancel Christmas. 305 Malcolm's Girlfriend - Malcolm obsesses about his girlfriend. 304 Book Club - Lois joins a book club consisting of alcoholics. 303 Charity - Malcolm and his brothers show their entrepreneurial spirit by selling items donated to charity. 302 Emancipation - Malcolm outsmarts all the kids in his smart class as Frankie continues his emancipation quest. 301 Houseboat - Malcolm's family goes on a vacation on a houseboat. 227 Mini-Bike - The boys purchase a mini-bike. 226 Malcolm vs. Reese - Malcolm and Reese are pitted against each other by Francis and Dewey babysits a cat. 224 Flashback - Lois fears she's pregnant and she and Hal reminisce about the births of their four children. 223 Carnival - Malcolm and family go to a carnival. 220 Bowling - Two parallel outcomes of what happens when the family goes bowling are presented. 219 New Neighbours - Malcolm's family battles with the neighbours next door. 218 Traffic Ticket - Malcolm's mum is framed by a cop. 217 Surgery - Malcolm almost has his appendix removed. 211 High School Play - Malcolm stars in a high-school play. 208 Convention - A sexy baby sitter takes care of the boys. 207 Robbery - Lois and Craig are hostages at a drug store. 204 Traffic Jam - The family are stuck in a traffic jam. 105 Malcolm Babysits - The family lives in a trailer.
213 Dream Cruise - The ghosts of lovers come back to haunt them. 212 The Washingtoninans - George Washington turns out to be a cannibal. 211 The Black Cat - A cat torments Edgar Allen Poe and becomes his muse. 210 We All Scream for Ice Cream - An ice dealer tormented by bullies comes back from the dead for revenge. 209 Right to Die - A husband strives to save his dying wife. 208 Valerie on the Stairs - A self-referential story about writers who write a ghost story that comes to life. 207 The Screwfly Solution - Genetic engineering of screwfly males backfires on human males. 206 Pelts - Stolen racoon pelts take violent revenge on those who seek to wear them. 205 Pro-Life - A pro-lifer is tricked by the devil into doing its work. 202 Family - A couple's neighbour does not turn out to be who they think he is. 201 The Damned Thing - Apocalyptic tale of a mysterious creature that terrorises a small Texas town. 112 Haeckel's Tale - A wife has a passion for the dead. 111 Pick Me Up - People who pick up hitchhikers can't be trusted. 110 Sick Girl - Two lesbians get infected by a love bug. 109 Fair Haired Child - A couple sell their souls to get their dead son back. 108 Cigarette Burns - A film with a terrible power wreaks havoc. 107 Deer Woman - An ancient Native American mythological creature turns out to be real. 106 Homecoming - The media discover that zombies have swayed the presidential election. 105 Chocolate - A divorced man experiences sensual psychic flashes from a woman. 104 Jenifer - A girl with eerie powers destroys the life of a police officer. 103 Dance of the Dead - A woman embarks on her first date, encountering a dangerous postapocalyptic world. 102 Dreams in the Witch House - A physics student experiences visions of forces conspiring to kill his neighbor's baby. 101 Incident on and off A Mountain Road - A survivalist teaches a girl how to protect herself and she gets to use her skills.
221 Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me - A group of devils wreak havok by playing on humanity's frailties but Frank Black is aware of them. 121 Maranatha - Frank investigates mob-style killings in New York's Russian community. ENKNF The Well-Worn Lock - A father who controls his child is put on trial. ENKNF The Pest House - A security guard in a mental asylum imitates the serial killers there. ENKNF Pilot - Frank Black moves to Seattle and tracks a serial killer.
112 The Occupant - A divorced wife thinks there's an intruder in the house when it turns out that she's the one. 111 If A Tree Falls - A theist whose life has been spared can't seem to accept the gift. 102 The Bokor - A group of medical students mess with voodoo. 101 The Passenger List - A transportation official ends up investigating a plane crash that he died in.
402 Bird of Prey - A person who kills via a Raven goes after members of the Legacy. 401 Song of the Raven - A person on death row kills via a Raven. 220 Spirit Thief - An African shaman performs healing rituals using the spirits of dead people. 114 Fox Spirit - A Chinese Fox Spirit goes on a killing spree. ? - Rachel thinks of leaving the Legacy in a flashback episode.
ENKNF Shocking - A girl struck by lightning has to have sex to release that energy. ENKNF Sacrifices - The OSIR investigates black magic on a college campus. ENKNF - Mia Stone experiences precognitive dreams and hallucinations. ENKNF 883 - Matt leaves the OSIR to colonise new worlds after being infected with mutated DNA.
68124 Return of the Evil Leaper: Oct. 9, 1957 - Sam ruins a fraternity initiation and encounters the evil leaper. 66419 Piano Man: November 10, 1985 - Sam is hunted by a mobster since he is a murder witness. 65422 Pool Hall Blues: September 4, 1954 - Sam plays pool while near-blind for his grand-daughter's nightclub. 205 Blind Faith: February 6, 1964 - Sam is a blind pianist who saves his girlfriend's life. 201 Honeymoon Express: April 27, 1960 - Sam is a cop whose honeymoon is interrupted. pilot Genesis - Sam makes the first quantum leap. ENKNF So Help Me God - Sam defends a black girl who confesses to murder. ENKNF A Single Drop of Rain - Sam has to make it rain.
502 The Murderer - In a futurisitic society, a person rebels against communication devices. 407 The Wonderful Death of Dudley Stone - An author "dies" since he's sick of writing. 304 Gotcha - A couple's test of love during a weekend away turns to terror.
110 Youmud Din - The terrorists carry out their attack. 109 Hijack - Farik unveils his plan. 108 Intramural - Darwyn gets a new handler. 107 Immigrant - An Afghani boy joins the terrorists. 106 Family - The terrorists visit their families. 105 Soldier - The terrorists take over a warehouse. 104 Scholar - The terrorists kill an islamic scholar. 103 Money - The terrorists visit Tijuana. 102 Target - The terrorists try out a mock attack with Anthrax. 101 Al-Faitha - Darwyn gets in with the terrorists.
1201 Tonsil Trouble - Cartman has a tonsilectomy which results in him being infected with HIV. 1107 Night of the Living Homeless - Homeless people take over South Park. 914 Bloody Mary - Stan is embarrassed by his drunk-driving dad. 905 The Losing Edge - The boys try very hard to lose at baseball since the game sucks. 903 Wing - The boys start a talent agency. 903 Best Friends Forever - A Sony PSP is used by god to train a Keanu Reeves for Heaven, but Kenny/Keanu ends up in a persistent vegetative state. 814 Woodland Critter Christmas - Stan helps the rise of the anti-Christ in a story told by Cartman. 813 Cartman's Incredible Gift - Cartman allegedly becomes a psychic. 811 Quest for Ratings - The boys start their own TV show. 810 Pre-school - A kid sent to juvenile prison because of the gang returns to take his revenge. 809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes - Wal-mart arrives in town. 806 The Jeffersons - Michael Jackson's childish nature is parodied as he movies into South Park as Michael Jefferson along with his son. 805 AWESOM-O - Cartman pretends to be a robot to make fun of Butters, but it backfires. 803 The Passion of the Jew - Cartman convinces Kyle to watch The Passion and feel guilty, while he turns into a Nazi. 801 Good Times With Weapons - The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market. 714 Raisins - The kids go to restaurant named Raisins modelled after Hooters. 713 Butt Out - The boys become the victims in a fight between tobacco and anti-tobacco groups. 712 All About the Mormons - Stan becomes friends with a Mormon. 711 Casa Bonita - Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 709 Christian Rock Hard - Cartman forms a Christian rock band and the others are in trouble for downloading music. 708 South Park Is Gay - The town embraces metrosexuality. 707 Red Man's Greed - Indians try to take over the town of South Park. 706 Lil' Crime Stoppers - The boys become detectives. 705 Fat Butt and Pancake Head - Cartman comes up with a Jennifer Lopez finger puppet. 704 I'm A Little Bit Country - The boys are split in pro-war and anti-war camps which illustrates that America was designed to have it both ways. 703 Toilet Paper - The boys toilet paper their teacher's house (parodying Silence of the Lambs). 702 Krazy Kripples - Timmy and Jimmy join up with the Denver Crips. 616 My Future Self 'n' Me - Stan meets his future self. 615 The Biggest Douche in the Universe - Cartman channels Kenny and they make fun of John Edwards. 613 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring - The boys go on a quest to return the one ring (a pornographic film) that rules everyone's behaviour. 612 A Ladder to Heaven - The boys build a ladder to reach Kenny. 611 Child Abduction is Not Funny - The children are sent away since the parents are afraid they'll be abducted. 610 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society - Bebe attracts all the boys after developing breasts. 609 Free Hat - The gang try to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from re-releasing old films, and also free Hat, a child killer. 607 Simpsons Already Did It - The gang thinks they killed their teacher, Diane Choksondik with their "sea men" (The Simpsons are referenced a lot). 606 Professor Chaos - Cartman, Stan, and Kyle fire Butters who becomes professor Chaos. 604 The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer - Cartman and the kids try to watch a commercial about Terrance and Phillip's Asses of Fire 2, in the middle of a show where Russell Crowe picks fights with people all over the world (in a manner parodying Popeye and the Crocodile Hunter). 604 Fun with Veal - The boys try to prevent the deaths of young lambs. 602 Jared Has Aides - Kenny appears to be really dead and Butters undergoes a liposuction as Jared (from the Subway commercial) beats the "AIDES" dead horse. 601 Freak Strike - Butters fakes being a freak so he can appear on a TV show. 514 Butters' Very Own Episode - Butters, in his own episode, discovers his father is gay and is almost killed by his mother. 513 Kenny Dies - Cartman sells aborted fetuses and Kenny dies in a way that he has never died before (i.e., accompanied by tears). 512 Here Comes the Neighborhood - Rich people are discriminated against in South Park when they arrive. 511 The Ginger Device - Kyle's cousin shows up and Garrison invents a gyroscope-based machine to travel that beats airplanes. 510 How to Eat With Your Butt - Cartman plays a joke involving Kenny's butt that deprives him of his sense of humour. 509 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - The boys go out to Afghanistan and return a goat sent by their counterparts there. 508 Towelie - The boys have to deal with a super-intelligent towel, Towlie, to get their video game back. 507 Proper Condom Use - The elementary school is taught condom use. 506 Cartmanland - Cartman inherits a million dollars and buys his own amusement park. 505 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow - The boys try to get Terrance and Phillip to perform at the Earth Day Festival in South Park. 503 The Super Best Friends - The boys join a cult and have to be saved by the super best friends. 503 Cripple Fight! - Big Gay Al is dismissed as the Scout troop leader for being gay, and a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 502 Cartman Says... - Saying the word "shit" too much invokes a curse. 501 Scott Tenorman Must Die - Cartman gets revenge against a ninth grader who sells him his pubes in a massive way. 416 Wacky Molestation Adventure - The kids get their parents sent to prison on charges of molestation and Cartman becomes the mayor. 415 Fat Camp - Cartman gets sent to fat camp. 414 Helen Keller: The Musical - The kids stage a Thanksgiving play about Helen Keller. 413 Trapper Keeper - A person from the future returns back in time to prevent Cartman from destroying the world with his Trapper Keeper à la The Termintor and the 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections are parodied. 411 Probably - Satan decides he neither wants to be with Chris or Saddam and Cartman religious evangelicising turns out to be a farce. 410 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? - Saddam comes back to Satan and the gang become afraid of hell. 408 Chef Goes Nanners - The boys debate the South Park flag which Chef says is racist (this episode contains a cool joke involving the burning of a monk in protest). 407 Cherokee Hair Tampons - Cartman refuses to donate his kidney to save Kyle. 404 Quintuplets 2000 - The boys try to form the Cirque du Cheville with quintuplets from Romania. 403 Timmy! 2000 - The kids are put on Ritalin and Timmy leads a band. 401 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 - Cartman is sent to prison for committing a hate crime. 317 The Brown Noise - Cartman discovers the sound of brown noise which moves bowels, and Mr. Garrison wants to be sexually molested by his father. 316 Are You There God, It's Me Jesus - Cartman has a period and Jesus and Rod Stewart put together a concert in Las Vegas. 315 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - A piece of turd hosts Christmas songs, South Park style!. 313 Hooked on Monkey Fonics - Home-schooled kids join South Park Elementary and Dio performs Holy Diver at the school dance. 312 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - Korn and pirate ghosts make an appearance. 311 Starvin' Marvin in Space - Starvin' Marvin finds a new planet to escape from Christian missionaries. 308 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - A meteor shower party is mistaken by the ATF to be a cult suicide attempt. 306 Sexual Harassment Panda - The Sexual Harassment Panda encourages people file a slew of lawsuits. 303 The Succubus or Chef's Mama - Chef falls in love with a succubus. 301 Rainforest Schmainforest - The rainforest is portrayed as the aggressor. 217 Gnomes - Harbucks invades the town. 216 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! - The gang spend Christmas at Cartman's grandma's house and Charles Manson shows up. 215 Spooky Fish - Pets start killing people and a door has been opened to an alternate dimension. 214 Chef Aid - The boys try raise money for Chef who is sued (this is the episode that is the basis for the Chef Aid album). 209 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls - Hollywood takes over South Park. 208 Summer Sucks - Fireworks are banned and a giant snake firework threatens to destroy everything. 203 Chickenlover - Chickens are violated. 109 Starvin' Marvin - The boys get Starvin' Marvin instead of a sports watch, Cartman finds himself in Ethiopia, and mutant turkeys wreak havoc. 107 Pink Eye - The town become zombies. 101 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Cartman gets an anal probe and aliens kidnap Kyle's brother. ENKNF Tom's Rhinoplasty - Wendy must vie for Stan's affection with a substitute teacher. ENKNF The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri - Jimbo and Ned wage a ratings war against Ned. ENKNF - The children are trapped in a school bus but it's just a dream. ENKNF - The boys enroll in shop class. ENKNF Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Cartman and the gang form a boy band called Fingerbang. ENKNF Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foo - Cartman stars in a Cheesy Poofs commercial. ENKNF Red Badge of Gayness - The south win the civil war. ENKNF Quintuplets 2000 - The Elian Gonzales case is parodied. ENKNF - No one believes Kyle about Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo. ENKNF Mecha Streisand - Barbra Streisand becomes a Godzilla-like monster. ENKNF Jewbilee - Kyle, Ike, and Kenny go to a Jew Scout camp. ENKNF Jakovasaurs - The prehistoric Jakovasaurs breeds beyond control. ENKNF Ike's Wee Wee - Ike has his circumcision. ENKNF Damien - Jesus fights with Satan. ENKNF Conjoined Fetus Lady - The school nurse with a conjoined fetus is singled out and the dodgeball team wins the world championships. ENKNF Clubhouses - The kids build clubhouses to play truth or dare with girls. ENKNF Chinpoko Man - The Chinpoko Man makes an appearance. ENKNF Cat Orgy - Cartman has troubles with his babysitter Shelly. ENKNF Cartman joins NAMBLA - The boys try to join NAMBLA. ENKNF - Cartman is crucified so Stan or Kyle's dad can have an erection. ENKNF Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary is showcased. ENKNF - A volcano erupts. ENKNF - A tooth fairy gang ring is started by Cartman. ENKNF - A "prehistoric" person frozen from 1996 is thawed by the gang. ENKNF An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig - Genetic engineering technology is used to cross-breed elephants with pigs. ENKNF 4th Grade - The gang move into the 4th Grade. ? Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - Cartman tries to figure out the identity of his father.
79 Turnabout Intruder - Kirk's jilted lover from the academy exchanges bodies with him to take revenge and command of the Enterprise. 78 All Our Yesterdays - Spock, Kirk, and McCoy are sent into different pasts of a dying planet's history. 77 The Savage Curtain - Kirk and Spock are forced to a fight battle between good and evil. 76 Requiem for Methuselah - Kirk falls for an android constructed by an immortal man who is believed to be Picasso and Brahms. 75 The Way to Eden - A leader of a weird cult carrying an infectious disease demands to be transported to the planet Eden. 68 Wink of an Eye - The Kirk ends up being "kidnapped" by aliens who travel much faster than the Enterprise. 67 Plato's Stepchildren - Kirk and co. are prisoners on a planet modelled after ancient Greece. 66 Day of the Dove - An alien that feeds on hatred pits Klingons vs. the Enterprise Crew. 65 For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touch - McCoy has a terminal disease with a cure that is hidden in an asteroid disguised as a planet. 64 The Tholian Web - The Kirk drifts between dimensions. 62 Is There in Truth No Beauty? - Spock goes mad after seeing a Medusan. 61 Spock's Brain - Spock's brain is stolen and used to control a civilisation. 59 The Enterprise Incident - Kirk and Spock steal the Romulan cloaking device. 58 The Paradise Syndrome - Kirk loses his memory on a planet very-like Earth and is assumed to a god-like creature (an interesting explanation is given for all the humanoid life-forms seen in Star Trek). 56 Spectre of the Gun - Kirk and co. showdown at the OK Corral with the Earps in Tombstone in an illusion created by aliens. 55 Assignment: Earth - The Enterprise crew return to Earth to prevent World War III. 54 The Omega Glory - A Federation Captain mistakes natural immunity for the fountain of youth in a planet that has gone through a "cold war". 52 Patterns of Force - The crew encounter a planet patterned after Nazi Germany due to the interference of an Earth historian. 50 By Any Other Name - Aliens from the Andromeda galaxy take on human form and want to colonise our galaxy. 49 A Piece of the Action - Kirk and crew deal with a race of alien mimickers who copy the lifestyle of Chicago mobsters. 47 Obsession - Kirk attempts to destroy at all costs a creature he encountered as a Lieutenant. 44 Journey to Babel - Spock's father, Sarek, faces charges of killing a fellow ambassador during an Enterprise voyage. 43 Bread and Circuses - Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are trapped on a planet resembling a combination of 20th century earth and the Roman Empire. 42 The Trouble with Tribbles - The Tribbles reproduce beyond control. 40 The Deadly Years - Some crew members grow old rapidly after being exposed to a comet's radiation. 39 Mirror, Mirror - Kirk and co. take places of their counterparts in an evil parallel universe. 38 The Apple - The Enterprise is trapped in orbit by a god-like creature ruling over a "primitive" people. 37 The Changeling - The crew encounter the deadly space probe Nomad that thinks Kirk is its creator. 36 Wolf in the Fold - Scotty is accused of murdering three women that's actually done by an evil energy being that travels from planet to planet. 35 The Doomsday Machine - A giant planet eating robot is unleashed by an alien race. 34 Amok Time - Spock and Kirk fight over his betrothed. 33 Who Mourns for Adonais - Apollo holds the Enterprise hostage. 32 Friday's Child - A race of war-like aliens decide between favouring humans or Klingons. 30 The Alternative Factor - Identical persons from parallel universes will result in total annihilation if they meet. 29 Operation -- Annihilate! - Leech-like organisms that are single neurons of a part of a giant creature attack Spock. 28 The City on the Edge of Forever - The McCoy jumps through a time portal and Kirk and Spock follow him to 1930s Earth. 27 Errand of Mercy - The Federation and Klingons have their fighting toys taken away by a race of highly evolved and peaceful super beings. 26 Devil in the Dark - A silicon-based lifeform threatens Federation mining operations on Janus 6. 25 This Side of Paradise - Spores control the crew until they express violent emotions. 24 Space Seed - Khan, a genetically engineered superhuman from the 1990s takes over the Enterprise. 23 A Taste of Armageddon - Kirk forces two planets waging war using computers to confront its realities. 22 Return of the Archons - Kirk and crew are trapped on a planet run by a computer that coerces peace and tranquility. 21 Tomorrow is Yesterday - The Enterprise returns to the past and takes an Air Force pilot on board. 19 Arena - Kirk is forced to do battle with the reptilian captain of a spacecraft being pursued by the Enterprise. 18 The Squire of Gothos - Kirk battles a child who is a super-being. 17 Shore Leave - The crew take shore leave on a planet that ends up becoming an Alice in Wonderland-like adventure. 16B The Menagerie - Spock defies the death penalty (!) to take a disabled Christopher Pike back to Talus IV. 16A The Menagerie - Spock defies the death penalty (!) to take a disabled Christopher Pike back to Talus IV. 15 Court Martial - Kirk is tried for accidentally sending a crewman to his death who later turns out to be alive. 14 The Galileo Seven - Spock is in charge of a team stranded on a planet in the centre of a quasar and faces mutiny. 12 Miri - The Enterprise encounters a group of children in planet extremely similar to Earth. 11 Dagger of the Mind - A doctor in the Tantalus Penal Colony uses brainwashing techniques to "cure" his prisoners. 10 What Are Little Girls Made Of? - Kirk discovers that a famous anthropologist has transferred his consciousness into an android. 9 Balance of Terror - Kirk fights a Romulan ship. 8 Charlie X - A socially maladjusted boy with telekinetic powers wreaks havoc on the Enterprise. 7 The Naked Time - An alien infection makes the crew go crazy as a planet disintegrates. 6 The Man Trap - McCoy reunites with his old love who doesn't turn out to be what she appears to be, as Enterprise crewmembers die. 5 The Enemy Within - Kirk's "bad" half appears after a transporter malfunction. 4 Mudd's Women - Harvey Mudd shows up on the Enterprise with two women. 3 The Corbomite Maneuver - Kirk tries to bluff an apparently menacing alien. 2 Where No Man Has Gone Before - Two of the crew are possessed by a telepathic force. pilot The Cage - Captain Christopher Pike is held prisoner by an alien species so they can breed humans as slaves. ENKNF Catspaw - Kirk and crew are taken prisoner by mind-controlling aliens.
747 All Good Things... - In the final episode, Picard travels through time, aided by Q, to prevent himself from destroying humanity. 709 Force of Nature - Two siblings contend that warp drive is destroying the universe. 276 Pre-emptive Strike - Ro joins the Maquis. 274 Bloodlines - Picard has to save his son from the Ferengi. 270 Eye of the Beholder - Troi is haunted by psychic images from a suicide that occurred while the Enterprise was being constructed. 267 Lower Decks - A bunch of young cadets vie for promotion. 257 Gambit - Picard disguises himself as a smuggler to uncover the truth behind a search for a stolen Romulan artifact. 256 Gambit - Picard disguises himself as a smuggler to uncover the truth behind a search for a stolen Romulan artifact. 243 Birthright - Worf teaches Klingons held in a Romulan prison camp about their heritage. 242 Birthright - Worf goes in search of his father and Data dreams about his creator. 241 Tapestry - Picard dies and is given a second chance by Q. 240 Face of the Enemy - Troi impersonates a Romulan officer. 237 Chain of Command - Picard refuses to yield to torture by the Cardassians (this has to be one of the best Star Trek episodes ever). 236 Chain of Command - Picard is taken prisoner by the Cardassians. 232 True Q - A young girl shows up on the Enterprise with Q-like powers. 231 Schisms - The crew is kidnapped and experimented with in "hideous" ways. 230 Relics - The crew encounter Scotty from the original series and a Dyson's sphere. 229 Man of the People - A diplomat needs to expell his negative emotions into some host so he can do his work. 227 Time's Arrow - Data's head is found in the 19th Century, the crew return back in time to meet Guinan for the first time, aliens travel back in time to feed on human neural energy, and Mark Twain comes to the future (the actor who plays him, Jerry Hardin, also plays Deep Throat in The X Files). 226 Time's Arrow - Data's head is found in the 19th Century, the crew return back in time to meet Guinan for the first time, aliens travel back in time to feed on human neural energy, and Mark Twain comes to the future (the actor who plays him, Jerry Hardin, also plays Deep Throat in The X Files). 223 I, Borg - The Enterprise turn a Borg into the individual Hugh. 218 Cause and Effect - The Enterprise enters the Typhon Exchange and gets blown up again and again in a spectacular manner. 214 Conundrum - The crew has their memory taken away by an alien who wishes to use them to make war. 209 A Matter of Time - A scientist from the past turns up on the Enterprise claiming to be from the future (this episode stars Matt Frewer from Psi Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal). 206 The Game - The Enterprise crew is addicted to an electronic game. 205 Disaster - The crew are trapped on a damaged Enterprise. 202 Darmok - Picard and the leader of a civilisation are stranded together but can't talk to each other. 201 Redemption - The Federation must stop the Romulans from interfering in a Klingon Civil War and where Data becomes captain of a ship. 199 In Theory - An ensign falls for Data as the Enterprise encounters dark matter. 196 Half a Life - Troi's mother falls in love with a scientist who must kill himself. 195 The Drumhead - A Starfleet admiral sees conspiracies everywhere (this features great acting by Patrick Stewart who preaches about the importance of not abridging freedoms). 194 Qpid - Q turns Picard into Robin Hood to test his love for Vash. 193 The Nth Degree - Barclay acquires superhuman intelligence. 193 The Nth Degree - A space probe endows Barclay with incredible power. 192 Identity Crisis - George changes into a primitive being. 191 Night Terrors - The crew is unable to sleep and experience hallucinations after being caught in the energy-sucking Tycan's rift. 190 Galaxy Child - The Enterprise kills the mother of a large alien being and helps the release of the child inside, who thinks the Enterprise is its mother. 189 First Contact - Riker is stranded on a first-contact mission. 188 Clues - Data negotiates with a powerful alien race to spare the Enterprise crew but is thwarted by their curiousity. 187 Devil's Due - A girl claims she's the devil and challenges Picard. 186 The Wounded - A Starship Captain continues to wage war on the Cardassians even though there is a peace treaty. 184 The Loss - Troi loses her powers. 182 Future Imperfect - Riker is apparently transported sixteen years into the future. 179 Remember Me - Beverley Crusher is trapped in a time bubble created by Wesley. 178 Family - The Enterprise returns to earth and Picard and Worf meet family. 175 The Best of Both Worlds - Picard is abducted by the Borg. 173 Transfigurations - An alien who has lost his memory brings danger and healing to the Enterprise. 170 The Most Toys - Data is held captive as a museum exhibit. 169 Hollow Pursuits - Barclay retreats into the Holodeck. 164 The Offspring - Data creates Lal and Starfleet tries to take her away from him. 162 A Matter of Perspective - A scientist's wife accuses Riker of killing her husband. 160 The High Ground - Crusher is taken prisoner by a group of terrorists (this episode has some good discussions about the use of violence by both "good" and "bad" sides). 159 The Hunted - Soldier brainwashed to kill who is held prisoner by his government escapes. 159 The Hunted - A soldier is brainwashed by his government to kill rebels. 158 The Defector - A Romulan admiral defects in vain. 157 The Vengeance Factor - Picard mediates warring clans. 156 The Price - Troi falls for a handsome wormhole negotiator. 156 The Emissary - The crew of a Klingon ship in cryogenic hibernation wake up, still think they're at war with the Federation. 154 Booby Trap - Geordi and Leah Brahms work together to get out of an energy-draining, radioactive field left over from an ancient war. 152 Who Watches the Watchers? - Picard is considered a god by a primitive race. 152 Who Watches the Watchers? - A primitive culture worships Picard and prepares to offer Troi as a sacrifice. 151 The Survivors - A creature of amazing power eliminates an entire species. 150 Evolution - Wesley's experiment using nanites results in the creation of a new lifeform. 149 The Ensigns of Command - Data is handed the role of evacuating a bunch of colonists. 145 Manhunt - Troi's mother chases after t